A Joke Or Two 2025

Hi @Star gaze Lily , lovely to see you. I remember the look too. She still has despite her age and infirmary

 

Aww, bless her @Songbird Hope she's keeping well x

 

Not so bad thanks. @Star gaze Lily Hope you and family are all okay and coping with this extreme heat?

 

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At least it got attention @Pete8!

 

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Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies.

The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him: "You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just $100.”

The American diplomats go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes. They return with their answer to the undertaker and tell him they want Donald Trump shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?”

The American diplomats reply: “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can’t take the risk.”

 

My recent attempt to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes has made me a laughing stock.

 

My doctor told me to do something that raised my heart rate and made me sweat, so I’ve taken up shoplifting.