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A Joke or Two 2026

Discussion in 'The Muppet Show' started by JWK, Jan 1, 2026.

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Old thread here

A Joke Or Two 2025
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JWK, Jan 1, 2026
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Happy New Year @JWK and thank you for starting the new thread.
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Love it @Fat Controller!

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Hi,

What a shame; I'm not posting much because it's become so frustrating waiting ages for anything to happen; posting this seems to have taken forever and I've not yet clicked on "Post Reply".

Kind regards, Col.
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Two nuns sharing a bath.
One say's to the other "where's the soap."
Other nun replies "It does doesn't it"
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