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A Joke or Two 2026

Discussion in 'The Muppet Show' started by JWK, Jan 1, 2026.

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      Yesterday i was going to use the microwave, i put some baked beans in a bowl and opened the microwave door put it in closed the door. Set the power and pressed the start button. I kept pressing it but it wouldn't start. Told hubby and he tried it and put the time in first and started it no problem. I tried it and it still wouldn't work because i did the same things, then realised what i was doing wrong, how many times a day do i use the microwave.
       
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