A Joke or Two 2026

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    Yes.........a big thank you to all "jokers" on here. Always good for a laugh in an increasingly divisive world.
     
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                    This one rings true - I watched a YouTube video yesterday where someone from England who has just moved to the US was helping to repair a cherry picker, and said they needed a 10mm socket... instant response from the American guy that he has absolutely nothing metric.
                     
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