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A Joke or Two 2026

Discussion in 'The Muppet Show' started by JWK, Jan 1, 2026.

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Yes.........a big thank you to all "jokers" on here. Always good for a laugh in an increasingly divisive world.
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This one rings true - I watched a YouTube video yesterday where someone from England who has just moved to the US was helping to repair a cherry picker, and said they needed a 10mm socket... instant response from the American guy that he has absolutely nothing metric.
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