A Joke or Two 2026

A young priest is asked to stand in and take Mass at the local nunnery as he walks through the town a young lady calls out and asks if he'd like a quickie, he doesn't know what she means and just carries on.
The Mass goes well and the Mother Superior invites him to have a sherry in her study. She asks how he's settling in and he says fine, but one thing puzzled him. She offers to help and he said well "What's a quickie" and quick as a flash the Mother Superior goes "£10.00 the same as in town."

 

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No matter how stupid you feel;

Remember --- Little Red Riding Hood couldn't figure out that a talking Wolf wasn't her Grandmother.