Are these ads genuine?

"Brick acid". Quickly removes mortar stains (?) and limescale.

 

Are you sure you didn't have one and lost it?
Apparently it happens.

 

I dont get many mortar stains down the toilet strangely enough, but I will remember this just in case I do.

 

I only got a mobile a few weeks ago because my landline had a fault that lasted two weeks. I've lost it already ... can't be bothered to look for it. They're horrid things

 

You dial the number before the battery runs out, Persevere with it, it will be worth it in the end.

Who said that?

 

But I can't find it

 

That's why you dial the number, so that it rings.

 

It won't ring, it is switched off

 

That's probably why you were having problems with it.

 

I had a mate who had a pay as you go phone a few years ago.
He said I got the phone for his own use, so he never let anyone else know his number and it was for emergencies only.
Well, one day he broke down and decided to call out the AA, trouble was he hadn't used it for 3 months and Vodafone had shut it down and took all his calling credit.

 

I'm all right then, it has only been lost for a fortnight.

 

I don't miss the days of making sure I had a 10p piece incase I had to use the public urinal, er I mean phone box!