Guess what I saw today....

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  1. nFrost

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    thanks for that clueless...:sad:
     
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    I personally cannot stand Gin but....... in Holland you can buy stone bottles of Old Geneva and that is about 70% proof but if you put the stone bottle into the freezer along with the glass you are going to use you then end up with 100% proof gin and that is something else as taught me by my radio ham friends in Holland with whom I did an exchange with one weekend, so when they give a present for your hospitality they also teach you how best to appreciate it! Never forget that weekend!!!
     
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    I should have mentioned it is made by Bols and you can buy jung or Auld it is the Auld Geneva that you need made in Holland as the new is American and not so good.
     
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      My choice is Plymouth Gin

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      I am not fussy , love all gins "busted"
       
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      Went to the car boot sale today. It was very crowded, and because its unusually warm for the time of year, people were dressed for summer.

      Guess what I saw right in the middle of all the crowd.
       
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      "Don't look Ethel" - naked as a jay bird?
       
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      Picture the scene (sorry). Some people, if they spent as much effort on keeping fit and eating right as they do on keeping their fake tans topped up and their makeup troweled on thick, then they might actually look good.

      Imagine one such person wearing a summery dress that's too small, and no knickers.

      Imagine then that such a person was to bend over right in front of you to look at something on the floor. Not a crouch, legs straight, body bends forward, dress that's too small rides up, massive faked tanned bare butt suddenly staring me right in the face. Worse, this lady (and I use the term loosely) didn't even care. She must have known. She must have felt the cool breeze and the warm sun caressing her flab laden posterior, but she just stood like that for several seconds for all to see.
       
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      • Phil A

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        Reminds me of the old Goon Show joke,

         
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          :snork:

           
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            We have a lady of similar build living near me, she loves to go out in a nice top, leggings, which are pulled so tight they are translucent :eeew:, and she favors thongs. :hate-shocked:
             
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            At least you had somewhere to park the bike...
             
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              Clueless, you shouldn't be looking :nonofinger::snork:
               
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