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How to prank a Telemarketer...!!!

Discussion in 'The Muppet Show' started by Marley Farley, Feb 23, 2007.

  1. Marley Farley

    Marley Farley Affable Admin! Staff Member

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    [​IMG] Wicked Marley :D
     
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    Kandy Will be glad to see the sun again soon.....

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    Had this one come through the other week.It had me in stitches then as now :D :D
     
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    Absolutely hilarious! Thanks for that, MF!

    I had a marketer phone me just a few days ago. The conversation went something like this:

    Telesalesman: Would you like to know how I can save you a lot of money?
    Me: Go on then
    TSM: Would you like to clear the balance on your store cards?
    Me: Haven't got a balance on my store cards
    TSM: On your credit cards, then?
    Me: Haven't got one on my credit cards
    TSM: Your mortgage then? You must have a mortgage?
    Me: Nope
    TSM: (in disbelief) You haven't got a mortgage?
    Me: Nope
    TSM: or a balance on your credit cards?
    Me: Nope
    TSM: (increasingly frustrated now) not even on your store cards?
    Me: Nope
    TSM: (now completely stumped) Um - oh - but - well, can I interest you in a low rate lo ....
    Me: Well, I'll give you two guesses there, mate! Byeeee!
     
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  6. Kedi-Gato

    Kedi-Gato Gardener

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    That was really funny MF!
     
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