How many on here can, like Spike Milligan, claim to have an official piece of paper stating that he is sane? If you haven't, then contact me and I can provide one - for only a small fee.
You must be crazy to think I'd fall for that, Shiney. Besides you sold me and Ziggy one at last year's Open Day.......that hasn't expired has it??.
Didn't you check the small print on it? You must be crazy if you didn't!! It was only valid within the boundaries of Shineyland but you can get the latest version of it, with unlimited application, for a small additional fee from the Shineyland Border Force. Signed on behalf of the SBF shiney Chief Executive, SBF
That's okay, Ziggy and I'll take one each and we'll pay the additional fee. It doesn't matter if the bank notes all have the same serial number does it??
My friend says she will book me into her care home, when I start showing too many signs of Dementia. So as I am still here I must be ok,
No problem . They're probably the same serial number as mine. Mention, at the door, that you're from GC and you'll be given the special GC discount of + 20%
They are the same number as yours, that's where I got them from. Is that on top of the 80% that we got last year?
