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Lets Put An End To The Horseburger Jokes

Discussion in 'The Muppet Show' started by shiney, Feb 14, 2013.

  1. shiney

    shiney President, Grumpy Old Men's Club Staff Member

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    A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable.

    So they have found a horse burger in Tesco, what’s next, my Lidl pony?

    Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle
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    A waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger, so I had
    £5 each way!

    Tesco Quarter Pounders: The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony that she’s always wanted!

    Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night….I still have a bit between my teeth

    Unused HMV vouchers are now being accepted at Tesco, just tell them HMV means ‘Horse Meat Voucher’

    Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of uniquorn!
    Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?

    “I’ve just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer…AND THEY’RE OFF”

    I’m so hungry, I could eat a horse….. I guess Tesco just listened.

    Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

    A cow walks into a bar. Barman says ‘why the long face?’ Cow says ‘Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!’

    I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horses d’oeuvres.

    These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a dead.. NO! NO NO NO!

    Said to the Mrs these Tesco burgers are giving me the trots

    To beef or not to beef, that is the equestrian

    Is it a coincidence that HAMBURGERS is an anagram of …SHERGARS BUM.

    Tesco’s have released a new liqueur to complement their range of burgers, they’re calling it ‘Red Rum’.

     
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    • kindredspirit

      kindredspirit Gardening around a big Puddle. :)

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      You'd think all those people talking about misindentification of meat on the radio would be hoarse now!
       
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      • pete

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        Blimey was this scandal that long ago.
        All seems a bit petty compared to what is going on now.
        Things dont seem to be getting better as time goes by.:sad:
         
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          It was a while ago..... I'll miss those EU food standards you know ;)
           
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          • JWK

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            Time gallops by
             
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              Oh no, now I know why they called Graham Kerr's cooking show, "Galloping Gourmet" . And I heard his wife was a real nag too!
               
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              • pete

                pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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                Clarified butter and a round of applause for crushing a garlic bulb, wonderful memories. :yay:;):biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
                 
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                  and a slurp of wine... :biggrin:

                  I'd better get on with my day need to gallop through some sewing.. got lots to get done and need a horseshoe working for me..
                   
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                    Have you lot finished horsing around? :biggrin:
                     
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                    • Fat Controller

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                      Aye, neigh bother @Sheal, we should probably pack it in and trot off home.
                       
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                        Don't forget to put it in a de canter. :whistle:
                         
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                        • pete

                          pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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                          Can we have a GROAN button please.:)
                           
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                            You've managed OK without it. :blue thumb:
                             
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                            • pete

                              pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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                              Yeah well I didn't want to nag anyone.
                               
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                                I did notice you had reined in your displeasure. :whistle:
                                 
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