Oops...Patent applied for.

I didn’t mean for this to happen.
But hey ho.

 

A good way of cracking shells perhaps it would work on nuts.

 

Confusious, he say. Man should not carry set moustrap in pocket

 

Confucius he say man with mousetrap in pocket likely to go off half-cocked...

 

Good heavens, this is probably the funniest thread I have seen for a while. However, Gentlemen, please mind your manners so that you will not accidentally corrupt the innocent minds. Shouldering Confucius to one side there's a small Lorena Bobbitt inside all of us.

Glad to see the slimey thing smashed into smithereens though, you'll be a millioner @roders

 

I tend to reckon anyone who understands the double entendre is already corrupted, and anyone who isn't won't get the joke unless someone else explains it, at which point it's their fault.