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Discussion in 'Pests, Diseases and Cures' started by roders, Jan 7, 2020.

  1. roders

    roders Total Gardener

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    I didn’t mean for this to happen.
    But hey ho.

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    • Sheal

      Sheal Total Gardener

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      A good way of cracking shells perhaps it would work on nuts. :)
       
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      • Mike Allen

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        Confusious, he say. Man should not carry set moustrap in pocket:yahoo::nonofinger:
         
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        • Graham B

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          Confucius he say man with mousetrap in pocket likely to go off half-cocked...
           
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          • Selleri

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            Good heavens, this is probably the funniest thread I have seen for a while. However, Gentlemen, please mind your manners so that you will not accidentally corrupt the innocent minds. Shouldering Confucius to one side there's a small Lorena Bobbitt inside all of us. :whistle:

            Glad to see the slimey thing smashed into smithereens though, you'll be a millioner @roders :biggrin:
             
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            • Graham B

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              I tend to reckon anyone who understands the double entendre is already corrupted, and anyone who isn't won't get the joke unless someone else explains it, at which point it's their fault. :rolleyespink:
               
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