Questions you always meant to ask, but didn't.....

Should have gone to Specsavers!?

 

Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?

 

Why are children the only ones who can open bottles with child-proof lids on them?

 

Do seed suppliers actually count the seeds they put into the packets?

 

Pity the guy who does the pollen count!

 

The only thing that i can think of, is there are markers for the main gas/fuel lines
Are they in the hedges?

 

We have seen many of these and Mr Kandy says they are markers like Jiffy says for various gas pipelines,not sure if they are just for gas or for electrics as well,but they probably would have a different colour hat on them

Why can't you get Lamb flavoured crisps?

 

Thanks WooDo they sell them in Tescos ?as I shall have to have a look next time we go shopping

 

Why is it so easy to get distracted from gardening jobs on list of things which need doing....and spend all afternoon working very hard at something else? And is it ok to then add what has actually been done to the list, so that you can tick it offf......?

 

At what temperature do sheep feel the heat or cold in their woolly overcoats?

 

How come you can get a long straight dual carriageway with a 40mph speed limit on it, but then as you enter a roundabout on it, it becomes national speed limit, then 40 again as soon as you come off.Does the person responsible for setting the speed limits love power slides? Are we meant to tootle along, bored, and then get it all out of our system on the roundabout ?

 

The person that put the boards up is lurking in a place where you can't see him, waiting for the first idiot and others to plough over the roundabout and then laughing at them.

 

There is a roundabout about 100 yards from our house that sits in the middle of a dual carriageway. It has been hit many times.


Once whilst driving a coach in London I stopped in a pull in whilst I waited for my passengers to come off a boat trip. A traffic warden appeared from a park across the street and gave me a ticket. I don't think he spoke English as refused to speak to me. I reckon he was sitting in the park waiting for miscreants. To make things more annoying, as he was writing the ticket a legitimate space opened up about 100 yards up the road.