Signs.

A sign in a shoe repair shop: "We will heel you. We will save your sole.
We will even dye for you!"

Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office: "Dr. George, at your cervix."

At an Eye Clinic: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.”

On a Plumber's van: "We repair what your husband fixed.”

On an Electrician's van: "Let us remove your shorts.”

In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”

On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push.”

At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”

At the Electricity Company: "We would be delighted if you sent in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”

In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up.”

On the front of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait.”

On the back of Septic Tank lorry:
"Caution - This lorry is full of Political Promises."

 

Spotted by Mrs Shiney last year:-



I liked it but having no space between the word "Fire" and the ampersand offends my eye!