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Things you shouldn't tell the missus

Discussion in 'The Muppet Show' started by clueless1, Jun 22, 2012.

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    clueless1 member... yep, that's what I am:)

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    This morning, wife said to me, 'I dreamt we were on holiday abroad last night. It was a bit weird though'.

    To which I replied, 'I had an odd dream too last night, I was being chased through the woods by a scantily clad younger blonde lady, and then I suddenly thought, why am I running'.

    Wife was not amused.
     
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