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Yawn yawn, wakey wakey winter 2018

Discussion in 'The Muppet Show' started by Phil A, Dec 28, 2017.

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  1. BeeHappy

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    [​IMG] HELLoooooo

    any room for me in the car @"M" :heehee:..... and at the table @shiney:please:
     
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    • "M"

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      Yuppers! Can't you see the passenger seat is vacant? Hop in!

      :shhhh: We'll tell @shiney we took a wrong left turn but we promise to do the dishes ;)
       
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        HURRAY :dancy:
        YOU can do the dishes me luvverly ;) .....I'll be busy ................................pouring him a nice glass of summat :Wino: .....
        He'll need it :phew:
        GAWD luv 'im

        after we've been there for the afternoon :heehee:
         
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          :scratch: :scratch: Erm ... :scratch: ... just coz I'm driving, it don't make me chauffeur :th scifD36: and just coz I'm eating, it don't make me a dishwasher! :nonofinger: I'm not the hired help you know :slaphead: :snooty:

          As for Mr @shiney needing a glass of summat after a visit from moi ... well, he's survived a few of those over the past few years and he's still standing :pathd: (His asparagus may not be if I leave it too long between visits ... but that is another story :whistle: ) :heehee:
          Be careful how you step out of the car @BeeHappy there's a puddle your side ...

































          [​IMG]

          ... Whooopsie! :oops: Too late :heehee:
           
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            Morning early people :)

            Cold but sunny here :SUNsmile:

            Have a good day everyone :spinning:
             
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              Morning all have a good day my friends:smile:
               
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                Aloha everyone,

                It's sunny but cold and I've recently got back from a meeting and am now lazing around. :)

                I wish all the poorly folks a big get well soon wish :grphg:

                Keep well and have a great day :biggrin:

                Aloha!
                 
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                • Phil A

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                  Morning early people :)

                  Bitter wind has gone :phew: Back to just normal cold now :)

                  Total cloud cover though :sad:

                  Hope everyone is getting better :fingers crossed:

                  Have a good day everyone :spinning:
                   
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                    Aloha everyone,

                    Still very cold and rather dull at the moment but there are a lot of things to keep me busy. :blue thumb:

                    I'm having trouble with my neck, shoulder and back at the moment and am not too mobile :sad: but Mrs Shiney is giving me massages that ease it up. :)

                    Keep well and have a great day :biggrin:

                    Aloha!
                     
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                    • Phil A

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                      Morning early people :)

                      Ice on the car and mist in the valleys.

                      Suns about to come out though :)

                      Have a good day everyone and don't lick the windscreen :spinning:
                       
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                        Aloha everyone,

                        It has been raining here but has stopped and the sun is trying to come out.

                        Keep well and have a great day :biggrin:

                        Aloha!
                         
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                          Good morning all my friends,have a great day:smile:
                           
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                            :th scifD36:Gooooooooood morning, fellow WW'ers :spinning:

                            Healing vibes for all those under par and a gentle squeeze to warm you up :cmonhug:
                            @shiney I do hope Mrs S's special massages have hit the spot for you and you are feeling much better

                            I had what I call a Mr Bean day yesterday :rolleyes: I should have guessed because it began from the moment I woke up!
                            Awoke to #2 son's alarm going off and duly fell out of bed and made my way to the bathroom (like you do!). Didn't bother turning the light on, I'm quite familiar with where the W.C. is. Next thing I know, in walks #2 son :huhdunno: so I stood up and muttered: "Don't mind me!" and quickly left. Thankfully, he also didn't turn the light on! :phew:
                            Now wide awake, I decided to take Ozzy out so brushed my teeth, threw on some clothes and out we went. It was a short but pleasant walk just as the dawn was breaking and I did chuckle to myself at how mortified #2 son was in the bathroom :heehee: In the meantime, #1 son had woken up - he'd clearly been in the garden for a smoke because I could smell it the moment I came in the back gate. Went to open the back door but the little perisher had accidently locked me out when he'd gone back inside :doh: and I could hear him in the shower room :th scifD36: No point going to the front door because no one would answer a knock on the front door at that time of the morning. Nothing else for it, I had to park myself on the patio until #1 son had finished his shower :doh:
                            Naturally, I'm now behind schedule but he did let me in ... eventually! So, both lads have left for work and I get a wiggle on to get showered blah, blah, blah. Quickly get dressed, grab my keys and off to the car park I go. Thought something felt a little odd but got into the car and off I went. Needed to stop off at a shop for a lemon for my hot drinks, got out of the car and realised why something felt a little odd ... my underwear was falling down :hate-shocked: :redface: Can't spend a working day with slack knickers! Back in the car and straight to M&S. By the time I got there, I was walking like some kind of geriatric geisha girl - the expression "Baby Steps" took on a whole new meaning :heehee: All I need is a pair of knickers. How difficult can that be? :dunno:
                            Who knew there were so many different TYPES!!!???? :tearhair:
                            Full? High Leg? Short? High waisted? Thong? Brazilian? Low rise? High rise? G string? Waist cincher? Thigh cincher? Waist and thigh cincher? French? Bikini? Midi?
                            Which do I choose? :strumw8: I just want a pair of bliddy knickers!!
                            Grab a multi-pack, pay and get back into the car.
                            :Think: Where the heck am I going to change them before I get to work? :shakehead: I eventually found somewhere and made it to work, just in time. :phew:
                            Sat down at my desk, got my pen out, answered the phone (left hand) and with pen in right hand also tried to get my reading glasses out and on when OUCHIE! managed to stab myself in the neck with the nib of the pen! :gaah: :th scifD36: Didn't realise I spent the rest of the day with a blue spot on my neck and none of my colleagues thought to mention it :rolleyes:

                            Today is my day off and I plan to stay away from sharp objects, my sons and go commando :Wino:

                            Wishing you all a very good day :dbgrtmb:

                            Miles of smiles
                            xxMxx
                             
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                            • Phil A

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                              Morning early people :)

                              You couldn't have made that up if you tried @"M" :lunapic 130165696578242 5:

                              Foggy here :hate-shocked:

                              Have a good day everyone :spinning:
                               
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                                Aloha everyone,

                                No fog here, but not much of anything. :noidea:

                                I have to go into town for the new lenses for my glasses. I should have had them a year ago but was told that my eyes needed to settle down after I had a partial vitreous detachment of one of my eyes. :sad: I've had no further problems so shall be able to see better by this afternoon. :blue thumb:

                                Keep well and have a great day :biggrin:

                                Aloha!
                                 
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